Updated on August 3, 2015
Tonight, I Sleep With the Lights On.
Tonight, my friend Josef* sent me this:
That’s just the introduction. There are 46 clips. I watched them all because I was hoping there was a resolution.
But there isn’t.
Of course, that doesn’t change the fact that I’m a complete jerk…
Jillian: He’s in your shower right now.
Jillian: Behind the curtain.
Josef: You’re the worst friend ever.
Josef: NO, FUCK. I JUST HEARD A NOISE FROM DOWNSTAIRS.
Josef: I’M NOT EVEN JOKING, IT SOUNDED LIKE WATER DRIPPING.
* Name has been changed because “Josef” didn’t want people knowing how scared he got. I feel much less scared after making fun of him. I really am a bad friend.